Let's Play a Game

I am having issues focusing on my big stories right now, and I want to play a little.

So, let's play a game.

There is a tavern in my brain where all my characters go to hang out and generally make me crazy.

Comment with two characters from any of my stories (different stories, same story, hell, different versions of the same character even) and topic of conversation.

I'll write you a wee snippet.

Sound fun? No holds barred, any topic, any characters, as many as you want.