Fandom Cliches...I wants them....

So I have this idea. And I need your help.

You know all of those fic cliches that we all snort at (think the Magic Healing Cock and such)?

Yes, those.

I would like to write a cracktastic crack story with as many of those as I can.

So, leave your favorite cliche at the tone and in a few days I will offer you at least 3000 words of crack. Sound like fun?

Let's do it!


Ready?




Get Set!






GO!