thank you

varkelton

Thank you for the rose. I'm incredibly touched!

Entertain me!

I have taken a vicoden. While at work. The pain has lessened,...but...now I need someone to keep me awake! Feed me music...porn...god, yes porn...I'm in the mood for hurt/comfort porn...and maybe angry porn...So...since my friend's list is so fabulous...here's what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna start something...and you guys can write me more!

Fun?

Okay...( Cut for porn! )

Okay...GO!

Magic Cock, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, R

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Title: The Magic Cock
Pairing: Faith/Willow
Rating: R for language/theme
Word count: 441

Summary: Story #3 in the "I'm Pregnant" Series. Let's see...Willow and Faith...and a little magic perpetrated on a toy in the name of love....or something.

A/Ns & Warnings: Nothing explicit...just more pregnancy crack. Cause...dude! I'm obsessed. Oh, and talk of sex toys and lesbianism.

( Cause generally, having sex with pretty red head girls can’t get you pregnant )