phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Getting Even
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2700
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Dean
Summary: Um...total crack, sort of a follow up to Such a Girl and Hangover Boy...They say payback is a bitch...and Sammy's taken six long years to plan the perfect revenge on his brother over the whole pregnant thing...until it turns on him...

A/Ns & Warnings: Yeah...not mpreg, I promise. Just a little pregnant crack...and um...fun with dildos, hormonal emo swings...and sex.

And there’s the morning sickness, and the cravings…and…Sam…I think that demon got me. I think it did this to me. )
phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Title: The Magic Cock
Pairing: Faith/Willow
Rating: R for language/theme
Word count: 441

Summary: Story #3 in the "I'm Pregnant" Series. Let's see...Willow and Faith...and a little magic perpetrated on a toy in the name of love....or something.

A/Ns & Warnings: Nothing explicit...just more pregnancy crack. Cause...dude! I'm obsessed. Oh, and talk of sex toys and lesbianism.

Cause generally, having sex with pretty red head girls can’t get you pregnant )
phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Papa
Pairing/Xharacters: John/Mary
Rating: G
Word Count: 1144
Summary: Um...Story 2 in the "I'm Pregnant" series. John comes home at the end of a long day and Mary has something to tell him.

A/Ns & Warnings: Um...yes...Pregnancy continues to abound. LOL...oh, yes...sweet and schloompy with no real redeeming angst or porn to be found. Sorry bout that.

There seemed to be deeper meaning in those words that didn’t quite reach him as he stared at his hand against the white of her shirt.  )
phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Hangover Boy
Rating: PG
Word count: 795
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean (minor Sam/Dean if you squint)
Summary: Um...total crack, following on Such a Girl...Sammy's hungover and still looking pregnant, and John comes home...Dean tries to explain...

A/Ns & Warnings: Yeah...not mpreg, I promise. Just a little pregnant crack...and wee!hangover!Sam...and sweet, schloompy brotherly love.

Dean wasn’t sure how to answer that question, exactly. )
phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Such a Girl
Rating: PG
Word count: 411
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean (minor Sam/Dean if you squint)
Summary: Um...total crack, involving a sixteen year old drunk Sam and a declaration I'm having insane crack moments exploring. Um...the first in the "I'm Pregnant" multi-fandom series.

A/Ns & Warnings: Yeah...not mpreg, I promise. Just a little pregnant crack...and wee!drunk!Sam.

Dude, I'm pregnant. )
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