phantisma: (Default)
Fandom: Leverage/SPN
Pairing/Characters: Eliot, Sam, Dean, Nate, Hardison, Sophie, Parker (implied Eliot/Everyone)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mpreg (sorry)
Word Count: 2157
Summary: Five months ago Eliot Spencer worked a job. Only it didn't go as planned. And now he has to pay the price.

A/Ns & Warnings: This is all because [livejournal.com profile] charlies_dragon is a dirty, filthy enabler type person who was craving mpreg earlier today on twitter...and I teased her...and then got further enabled by certain other twitterers (*glares at [livejournal.com profile] havenward, [livejournal.com profile] shannonrita, [livejournal.com profile] badfalcon. It is in no way my fault. It also doesn't really have an ending. It just sort of stopped there.

There are things Eliot Spencer simply knows are not possible. No way. No how. No nothing. )
phantisma: (Jensen Flirt)
Fandom: CW RPS (with assistance implied from various Super Heroes of Fame)
Pairings/Characters: Jensen/Jared, Chad Michael Murray (yes, people. I wrote Chad)
Ratings: NC-17
Word Count: 1727
Summary: Crack!Fic. I shall blame this on the heat, as well as on [livejournal.com profile] silverkit who dictated the terms on the prompt request posting the other day.

Warnings and A/Ns: Includes SuperHero!Jensen, kidnapped!Jared, porn, hilarity, killer robot (and killer robot porn. No. Really), evil!Chad, rather un-SuperHero language and true love. Be warned!

Everything about him was a cliché. From his “name” to his super secret identity to his super tight spandex to his super model “girlfriend” to the arch-nemesis who seemed determine to destroy him…or at least the spandex. )
phantisma: (Dean & Sam)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Birthday Surprises ( I suck at titles)
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: CRACK!
Word Count: 901

Summary: Um...Dean Winchester is not a girl. Except when he is. Or rather...when Sam makes him one. See...it's Dean's birthday, and Sam's all the way at Stanford...but he has a plan and a surprise.

A/Ns & Warnings: Okay...so I have a bazillion things I should be writing. Instead, I bring you crack fic. In which Dean is...well...he's like...a girl. Not gender swap in the strictest sense of the word. More of a body swap thing. And sleepy morning sex. Just read it!

Dean Winchester is not a girl. )
phantisma: (Come on Sammy)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Sometimes They Come Back
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Sam/OMC/OMC
Rating: NC-17, with a side of blasphemy
Word Count: 1992
Summary: Okay...so Dean de-virginized an Angel in One Way to Fall, and was punished with wings. Sammy found out in Keep Falling...then there was sex and Sammy getting possessive in A Hard Fall...then, it was Twenty Eight Days and Twenty Eight Days Later, then Sam gets horns and a tail in My Horny Little Devil, and it was up to Dean to rescue Sam in The Devil Made Me...Now...Dean is trying very hard to keep Sam safe, and unsexed. It requires bondage and sedation...for both of them...then a couple of visitors show up...are they just what they need? Or the harbingers of doom?

Warnings and A/N: Um...My porn and crack muses have been humping each other all day. I apologize now for the crack I am about to deliver. Um...orgy, tail!sex, wing!fic...and sex...lots of it...and stuff....now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going off to find a nice quiet place to have a little *me* time....

Sometimes they come back, Love Michael and Lu. )
phantisma: (Dude Pregnant)
Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Hangover Boy
Rating: PG
Word count: 795
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean (minor Sam/Dean if you squint)
Summary: Um...total crack, following on Such a Girl...Sammy's hungover and still looking pregnant, and John comes home...Dean tries to explain...

A/Ns & Warnings: Yeah...not mpreg, I promise. Just a little pregnant crack...and wee!hangover!Sam...and sweet, schloompy brotherly love.

Dean wasn’t sure how to answer that question, exactly. )
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