Chick Dick, Supernatural, NC-17

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Chick Dick
Pairing/Characters: Dean/OFC, Sam/Dean/OFC, Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,012
Summary: I shall blame the_ellcrys for prompting me and wandereringray for enabling me further. I wanted to write something cracky. the_ellcrys said: "Dean/Barchick w/ a strapon porn. Option on Sam walking in and offering her pointers. (giggle)" shotofjack upped the ante by offering be bonus points if Sam jumped in on the action after giving said pointers. Can you see where this is going?

A/Ns & Warnings; Um...strap on sex, slightly bottom Dean. Really drunk!Dean. Do I need to give warnings for a glowing pink dildo?

( Judging from the current situation, Dean Winchester was drunk. )

Sometimes They Come Back, Supernatural, NC-17

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Sometimes They Come Back
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Sam/OMC/OMC
Rating: NC-17, with a side of blasphemy
Word Count: 1992
Summary: Okay...so Dean de-virginized an Angel in One Way to Fall, and was punished with wings. Sammy found out in Keep Falling...then there was sex and Sammy getting possessive in A Hard Fall...then, it was Twenty Eight Days and Twenty Eight Days Later, then Sam gets horns and a tail in My Horny Little Devil, and it was up to Dean to rescue Sam in The Devil Made Me...Now...Dean is trying very hard to keep Sam safe, and unsexed. It requires bondage and sedation...for both of them...then a couple of visitors show up...are they just what they need? Or the harbingers of doom?

Warnings and A/N: Um...My porn and crack muses have been humping each other all day. I apologize now for the crack I am about to deliver. Um...orgy, tail!sex, wing!fic...and sex...lots of it...and stuff....now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going off to find a nice quiet place to have a little *me* time....

( Sometimes they come back, Love Michael and Lu. )

Don't Think We're In Kansas, Chapter 2, Supernatural/Stargate Atlantis, NC-17

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis/Supernatural Crossover
Title: Don't Think We're in Kansas, Chapter 2 (Chapter 1)
Pairings/Characters: (this chapter) Sam/Dean, John/Dean, Rodney, Teyla, Lorne, Weir, Beckett, hints of John/Ronon (will become Sam/Dean, & Sam/Dean/John/Ronon)
Word Count: 7486 (this chapter)
Rating: NC-17 (here comes the porn! Giggle...yes, I'm twelve)

Summary: John Sheppard receives his new "servant"...only things don't go exactly as he expected. Dean Winchester is not a happy man. Sam is trying to be.

A/Ns & Warnings: This is a bunny "given" to me by denyce36. I don't know if she knew what she was getting into. Um. So...warnings. This is a slave fic. This is Dean slave fic...nothing like the OTHER slave!Dean fic. This is new and different. This will involve dubious con, and kinky, kinky sex. Yeah. Here. *points*

( Welcome to Atlantis, lads. )