Meme...come testify!

So there is a meme! keepaofthecheez is hosting a testimonial meme...wherein people weigh in with testimonials about folk...like you'd see in an advertisement for weight loss programs and the like.

Since this idea amuses me, I joined in the fun

Birthday Surprises, Supernatural, NC-17

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Birthday Surprises ( I suck at titles)
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: CRACK!
Word Count: 901

Summary: Um...Dean Winchester is not a girl. Except when he is. Or rather...when Sam makes him one. See...it's Dean's birthday, and Sam's all the way at Stanford...but he has a plan and a surprise.

A/Ns & Warnings: Okay...so I have a bazillion things I should be writing. Instead, I bring you crack fic. In which Dean is...well...he's like...a girl. Not gender swap in the strictest sense of the word. More of a body swap thing. And sleepy morning sex. Just read it!

( Dean Winchester is not a girl. )

Forty-Eight Hours, Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis, NC-17

Fandom: Stargate SG-1/SGA
Title: Forty Eight Hours
Pairing: Sam Carter/Cam Mitchell
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 560

Summary: Cameron visits Sam on Atlantis.

A/Ns & Warnings: Um...yet more het. I don't even know.

( She’s not in uniform, but somehow she feels the weight of her rank…of his rank…of their history…or this new post.  )