Birthday Stuff -- Because I promised....

[phantisma]

So...I have a birthday coming up next month (it's September 13th, for those of you playing along). I am, traditionally, uber easy to please, because I don't expect much. I've learned that over the long haul, it makes birthdays much easier to get through if you completely expect everyone to either forget, or have no time or money or gift-giving sensability. I have also learned that I have some of the most creative friends in the world, and if I provide them with a handy-dandy little list of non-money related creative type gifties that would totally rock my world, one or more of them provide said gifties and my birthday becomes this swimming pool of happy I am unlikely to experience ever again.

So...that said...

1) Graphics: I have many fandoms and many stories and many journals (lol), some of which have the space for up to 2000 icons, people! So...make me an icon, a header, a wallpaper...make it funny or hot or serious or angsty or just pretty. I have a huge list of interests, I'll bet you can find something to make me squee uncontrollably like a squeeing fangirl-type-person. Also, still recruiting graphics for the book making to take to Wincon (Broken and Keeper primarily, but if you have something for the Wing/Tail fic, Aztec Orgy porn or any of the other straight up PWPs, I'm considering a book of just porn)

2) Music: I am always looking for new music...fan-mixes are made of awesome...music you doubt I've ever heard....stuff that reminds you of me....stuff that reminds you of stuff I write...I listen to a really wide variety, from soundtracks to country, classical to classic rock, metal to world beat, Celtic, Indian, nature sounds...novelty songs...songs that make me sad, songs that make me happy...songs that make me horny...sexy, sappy, silly...zip it up and send it to me or upload it and send me a link!

3) Fic: Dudes...I know some of ya'll out there can write. Pick a fandom. I don't even care, as long as I have at least a passing knowledge...and I have some esoteric fandoms folks. I'll give you a partial list just to get you going: Supernatural, Stargate (SG-1 and/or Atlantis), Buffy, Angel, Firefly,Smallville, Harry Potter, CSI (the original), Criminal Minds...(okay that list isn't so esoteric, so I'll go deeper to stuff I've never written, but would be willing to read)...Heroes, Battlestar Galactica (original only, I haven't gotten into the remake), Dark Shadows (either versions), Star Wars, Star Trek (anything but Enterprise), Sentinel, Lois & Clark, Superman movies, and the list goes on and on and on...

     3a) Categories for fic include:  Gen, Het, Angst, pr0n, hurt/comfort, PWP (which is a little
              different from pr0n),slash, femme slash, cross overs (I love crazy cross overs), crack, 
              wing fic, tail fic, kink fic, etc...
                     3aa) A word about kink:  I have a few, never miss, drive me up the wall,
                          explode my ovaries, destroy my panties kink.  This is where I admit to a bit of 
                          Daddy!kink...as in two players (or more) who aren't actually related, but where 
                          one is clearly dominant and there is us of the words "Daddy" or "Papa" or 
                          some such.  Then there's leather...the smell, the feeling of supple, smooth,
                          buttery leather...pants, gloves, toys ... Um ... spanking. Ummm...possessiveness.  
                         Caring, sweet domination (where the dom really knows and understands what his/her
                         sub really needs)....Ummmm, hi....dirty sex...oral stuff (sucking, licking, 
                         biting, feeding...guh!)...Food porn....hand porn (especially when combined 
                         with the oral fixation....sucking on fingers....guhhhh!)...
                         public/in the woods/outdoor sex...and lest I forget fight!sex and broken 
                         furniture/buildings/vehicles....
                     3ab)  Um...Hi...I'm still totally innocent and aim to keep this here halo firmly 
                           glued to my...hey...where'd the halo go?  KATY!
                3b)  This is open permission to write something in one of my verses without asking 
                     permission, however I am going to ask you to send the fic to wandereringray
                     and/or shotofjack, before you post it anywhere, just for sanity's sake.

4) Birthday greetings via LJ, GJ, IJ, JF or email.

5) Not non-money...but....Currently I am planning on keeping JF as a paid account (after azraels_angel bought me a 6 month premium account). So, additional paid time there is a welcome gift.

6) If you're on the phone/address filter and saw my recent update of those bits of info birthday cards and text messages, voice mail, etc is certainly welcome.

7) Um...I collect keychains. I have close to a hundred from all over the world. I don't have a display case for them yet (it's on the list of wood working I want to do)...but I'm always happy to have odd/unusual/new location keychains.

8) Other stuff as you think might amuse or delight me...I'm not picky. It doesn't take a whole lot to make me grin like a crazy person, even when it isn't my birthday.



Okay...now I feel like a totally selfish creepoid who makes all kinds of crazy demands. Feel free to skip it all together.